Musings During Quarantine

I searched "Is Kim Jong Un dead"...and then it hit me..he's the true Un-dead. No one knows if he's either.

Update - - It's 26 April right now in London...and they (The Sun) didn't even give us credit for stealing the title

The Jongs, Korea's longest running s(h)itcom is about to enter the Mary Tyler Moore era of state leadership.  Actually, Kim is the family name. But I'm an American, so my knowledge of other cultures' nomen is suspect. But let's catch up with the Korean Peninsual's Kim-Dashians. Granddad started a cult of personality. Dad continued with the whole cult thing, borrowed some Christianity, and voila, Grandaddy is now the "Eternal Father" of the party leadership.  And with a new hit song, "Pass the Juche" (tune here). Lyrics at bottom.

		Guess which one would not be a fan of Rachel Maddow's Hair Styles for Men?
	Winner Winner huraideu-chikin (후라이드 치킨) Dinner	Winner of the 2020 Hunger Games, North Korea Edition "Chikkin Lips" aka Kim Yo Jong     ♥Viva La Muerta Blanco!♥

The world now wonders if Pig Boy, aka, blessed graduate of Schule Liebefeld Steinhölzli, is dead from some cardiac event. Rather the world should be wondering how this is even possible? This little bottom...of the dynasty...has a heart? Say it isn't so. When he's not executing failures in Party with anti-aircraft gun fire, he's busy building water parks (is Water Park a pun on someone's name?) for the starving millions.

Fortunately for Pigly, it was under daddy's watch that the Ryonchon Disaster happened. Of course, after the failure that North Korea has been since Day 1, and an unmitigated disaster on every level of human existence, I wonder how they even new the Ryonchon disaster happened. The lunar landscape that are the roads outside of the Crystal City of Exported Meth Dreams would be hard to discern when fuel transport trains hit electric wires. I guess the piles of charred bodies would be different from the piles of starved corpses from yet anothe great agricultural failure that is Kim Il Sung thought.

Keep in mind that those railway tracks were built sometime between 1910 and 1945. Those were the golden years when the Korean peninsula was hosting the Imperial Japanese army. Hirohito mentioned in passing that the Koreans had invited the Japanese to help the Korean populace rid itself of all things Korean. But this is probably historical hearsay.

So, is Porky alive? And if so, how many armed guards have had to fend off the rest of the family from trying to off the Trotter Boy themselves? And what a nightmare if you are the guard. Do you protect The Bacon in case he makes it? Or do you throw your lot in with the scheming sister, aka, Muerta Blanca? You think with all the Remy Martin VSOP Dear Brother was guzzling, he could have ordered some rouge for the E.A. Poe party crashing villain. Hopefully, the last words Krieger's creation hears from Dear Leader Sis are, "That'll do Pigley, that'll do."

So if he's already dead, they can't give it away to NATO satellites and SIG-INT. Can't roll tanks. Can't summon the troops. How to firmly esconce yourself in power before Trump knows he's dead? And what a eugoogly that will be when the condolences from Cuba, China, Venezuela are read to the grieving masses. Some COVID-19 might be a nice surprise in the IV bag. Transition  of power will be a stealth version of Cards Against Humanity.

By the way, Sweden is still waiting on payment for those 1000 Volvos you bought on credit. Friggin' commies...always crawfishin' on their debts. And if you didn't know, 17 Japanese were kidnapped by these merry band of degenerates. Then forced to teach their spies Japanese. Never forget Megumi Yokota.