Mary ain't the only one fidgeting. Can't seem to sit still myself. But it's not the TP. Maybe it's that I've learned someone ate a bat. I can't imagine how much TP I would need when I passed a bat. Then I learned that it was not a bat, but bat guano. Then it gets more and more bat sh*t crazy. China floated the turd/idea that the US infected some soldiers, sent them to play in some games, and intentionally spiked the population of Wuhan. Then it was someone selling lab bats from a Level 4 Bio Lab in the wet market in Wuhan. I guess no one found it suspcious that someone in a biohazard suit was dropping off deli samples in a wet market to make a little extra coin. And to think that before March of 2020, I was unaware of lab bats. Then it was and was not a "China Virus" because it's important in these times of pandemic that the Nameology Police be ever vigilant while the actual 5-O are not going to be pursuing "low level crimes." Maybe Mayor Turner in Houston can ask the Verbal Justice League to "chill" as well
Meanwhile, at the WHO, Bruce "Horton" Aylward apparently can't hear a WHO in Taiwanville and his puppet masters are not the only elephant in the room. Strange that Bruce visited Wuhan in Feb 2020...during lockdown...in a totalitarian regime that the pigs in Animal Farm fantasized about. Never mind that, Bill "I'm Not a Doctor" Gates comes out with a mention that the BMF will setup 7 factories in China to come up with a vaccine. Cui bonobo? Which monkey benefits? Surely not the 2nd largest donor to the WHO...scratch that...the US just cut funding... the largest donor to the WHO... who else but Bill Bonobo Gates. Not to let a good crisis go to waste, the other BONObo has released a song. Fortunately, in spite of COVID-19's plans to play Sun City, and every other city, in these difficult times of uncertainty, every CEO that has an email account has stepped up to let us know s/he is there for us...to Let Their Love Be Known.
With the WHO follwoing their largest donor's demands on when and what to do next, we arrive to a March Madness of 2.4 million guns sold. That's 2.4 million more crimes that will be committed. Because Gun Crime. 1 gun = 1 crime. Do the math. It's obvious. My very own Glock 40 is even now waiting for the signal of my peaceful snores to exit the bunker in order to commit crimes against women, persons of color, the aged, and Furries. How do I know how many guns were sold? So says the New York Times. If you are not familiar with NYT, they are the news outlet that ran only one, single, fair and balanced, even-handed, non-partisan article on Kavenaugh and his accusers while advising the public to not rush to judgment. And have subsequently showed the true and honorable equanimity in their printing only one story on Papa Biden's being accused of rape, abuse of power, and generally acting like a sitting president.
Finally April. A run on ammo like it was the 1920's run on banks for money. Or on Costco for TP. I'm guessing that it's not the 2.4 million or so new gun owners buying the ammo. I'm guessing it's those of us who already shoot, reload, hunt, and know what happens when ammo is scarce. To those new gun owners, I say, "Welcome to the club where the very politicians you voted for and demanded to implement "common sense gun control" are trying to price ammo out of your reach. Good luck on getting some ammo. Good luck with that new pocket XDM 3.8 or that new Glock 43. Just use your common sense to control that gun when you need it most. I'm sure that 15 rounds of 115 grain 9mm will be plenty for practice, self defence, and a future rainy day. And if you can't find any, I will sell you some of the same...at $1.15/round.
Mary, ssshhhh. We need you to sit still. Very still. I'm sorry the 'rough TP' has caused you discomfort. But right now, 2.1 million new guns are out looking for you.